You sound like a constipated walrus, but I know you don't have issues with that. I mean, think of all the sh*t that comes out of your mouth all the time.
(Thanks to LunaTheHooman for that one :D
YOU ARE READING
Comebacks and Jokes To Use lalalalalaLA PART TWO
RandomREMEMBER IF YOU USE THESE FOR NON COMEDIC PURPOSES I WILL TURN INTO SLENDERMAN AND HAUNT YOU jk Actually that doesn't sound half bad....I'll do it on my little brother first.
