Me: Ok how do you politely tell someone you want to hit them with a brick
Person: One wishes to acquaint you facial features with a fundamental item used in building walls. Repeatedly.
Me: That was the most beautiful thing I've ever heard.

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Comebacks and Jokes To Use lalalalalaLA PART TWO
RandomREMEMBER IF YOU USE THESE FOR NON COMEDIC PURPOSES I WILL TURN INTO SLENDERMAN AND HAUNT YOU jk Actually that doesn't sound half bad....I'll do it on my little brother first.