Friend: I wish you could unfollow people in real life
Mimic: You can it's called first degree murder
Friend: o_o
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Comebacks and Jokes To Use lalalalalaLA PART TWO
RandomREMEMBER IF YOU USE THESE FOR NON COMEDIC PURPOSES I WILL TURN INTO SLENDERMAN AND HAUNT YOU jk Actually that doesn't sound half bad....I'll do it on my little brother first.
Unfollowing
Friend: I wish you could unfollow people in real life
Mimic: You can it's called first degree murder
Friend: o_o
