Guy: Why did you break the toilet?
Me: It reminded me of you.
Guy: And how so?
Me: Because it was full of sh*t(Thank you ElectricSpinz for that one :D

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Comebacks and Jokes To Use lalalalalaLA PART TWO
SonstigesREMEMBER IF YOU USE THESE FOR NON COMEDIC PURPOSES I WILL TURN INTO SLENDERMAN AND HAUNT YOU jk Actually that doesn't sound half bad....I'll do it on my little brother first.
You're Full Of Sh*t
Guy: Why did you break the toilet?
Me: It reminded me of you.
Guy: And how so?
Me: Because it was full of sh*t(Thank you ElectricSpinz for that one :D