Chapter - 13, Things not to say on interview..
1) Stretch out on the floor to fill out the job application.
2) Bring a large dog to the interview.
3) Chew bubble gum and constantly blow bubbles.
4) Keep giggling through serious interview.
5) Wear a Walkman and say you can listen to the music and to them at the same time.
6) Excuse yourself, return to office a few minutes later wearing a colourful hairpiece.
7) Challenge the interviewer for arm wrestleing .
8) Ask to see interviewer's resume to see if the personnel executive was qualified to judge you.
9) Announce you haven't had lunch and proceed to eat hamburger and french fries in the interviewer's office.
10) Without saying a word, stand up and walk out during the middle of the interview.
11) Interrupte to phone your therapist for advice on answering specific interview questions.
12) Don't get out of the chair until they would hire you or until they had to call the police.
13) When asked about hobbies, stand up and start tap dancing around the office.
14) Have a little pinball game and challenge them to play with you.
15) Bounce up and down on the carpet and tell them they must be highly thought of by the company because they were given such a thick carpet.
16) Tare a brush out of the female interviewer's purse, brush your hair and leave.
17) Say you aren't interested because the position paid too much.
18) Take off your right shoe and sock, open a medicated foot powder and dust it on the foot and in the shoe. While putting back the shoe and sock, mention that you have to use the powder four times a day, and this was the time.
19) Whistle when the interviewer is talking.
20) If there's a photo of a woman on the desk then ask who the lovely babe was. When they say it was their wife/daughter, ask if she was home now and wanted your phone number.
Ok now now the 21'st one had really happend in a company and the manager gave interview to a website himself :
21) Pointing to a black case he carried into my office, he said that if he was not hired, the bomb would go off. Disbelieving, I began to state why he would never be hired and that I was going to call the police. He then reached down to the case, flipped a switch and ran. No one was injured, but I did needed to get a new desk.
22) Ask if they want some cocaine before starting the interview.
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