Chapter 3
To a girl
1. Can i kiss you?
2. Ignore her when she is around with you and your friends.
3. Talking about your past girlfriends
4."I left a message the other day but didn't hear back what happened?"
5."How many guys have you slept with?"
6. Anything that hints to a future
7. That she reminds you of her mom
8. That you don't plan on getting married
9."ok, but only if you shower first"
10."you kill it, I'm afraid of mice!"
11."i think you have had enough to eat."
12."i didn't plan it, it just happened
13."But your sister did it for me"
14. "I don't care whatever you want. It doesn't matter to me."
15. Anything bad about her guy friends
16."I'll call you Friday"
17. What do you want to do tonight?
18. You'r ugly
19. Actually im married
20. That she's better or worse then your ex
21. If i didn't have a girlfriend we would go out
22. Yes you look fat in those jeans
23. Your body makes up for your face
24. Enough makeup?
25. I dont care about you at all anymore...but you still owe me a birthday present
26. You looked good from afar but now you look far from good
27. K or w/e
28. What's your name again?
29. Are you pregnant?
30. That you're worthless
31. I love you but i'm with her
32. I love you, don't tell my girlfriend
33. Babe... Your getiing chunky
34. How much do you weigh?
35. I liked your sister better
36. Its not you it's me.
37. What will i get out of this?
38. Ask her to lend you money
39. Call her retarded/stupid
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Things not to say (Completed)
HumorHere you are going to find some lists of things that you should never I mean ever in your life should say to your teacher, on a date, to your boyfriend, girlfriend and well you know the rest ;) P.s. some of the stuff here is from internet and some a...
