Things not to say (Completed)

Things not to say ;)

Chapter 1

Things not to say to the teacher

1. "Of course I'm not listening to you. Don't be so ridiculous."

2. "Wow! I saw your pics on this site that required by dad's credit card".

3. "Why did I get a D and Timmy get an A when he copied mine!"

4. "What are you gonna do? Fail me?"

5. "Oh! I had no idea they'd moved the age of retirement up a few years."

6. "It's not my fault, honestly. The Bunsen Burner just took on a life of its own."

7. "You don't really expect me to waste my time on this, do you? The Simpsons are on."

8. "Of course I'm eligible for LCVP. I'm the most eligible bachelor here!"

9. "But I thought that 'Higher' level maths meant we were supposed to bring LSD to class."

10. "I left it at home. No, really. It's lying on my desk at home right now, seriously".

11. Wait, why do we need to learn this?

12. Learning hurts my head!

13. Yeah, I was listening I just wasn't paying attention.

14. Why do we get homework and you don't?! (well that really is a question)

15. I'm sorry I didn't hear the question; I was too busy drawing funny pictures of you.

16. *They ask you a question* Ummm Ummm Your FACE!

17. Wait! Can I erase the board?

18. TEACHER!?! I HAVE TO PEE!!!!

19. I missed what you said right there. I wasn't paying attention.

20. I have this great diet plan. You should try it.

21. Oooooo Ahhhhh, What were you talking about I was too busy Oooing and Ahhhing.

22. Does someone need a hug?

23. Well...it's not my problem I don't know the answers you have the book full of answers!

24. *raise your hand* Ooooo pick on me I have the answer!!!

25. Why did you pick on me when he knows the answer?!

26. Don't yell at me you are supposed to help me learn!

27. Sorry I was busy on Fanpop that's why I didn't do my homework.

28. You keep on talking but all I hear is blah blah blah.

29. I FORGOT BREAKFAST!!! That is why I didn't know the answer!

30. You make my head hurt!

31. Do we really have to learn today?

32. But it's my birthday!

33. Hey, how old are you anyway?

34. Who do you think you are?

35. Who died and made you the boss of everything?

36. Why do you HATE ME!!!!

37. Did someone forget to take their meds today?

38. That time of the month?

39. Just remember I'll be here everyday...EVERYDAY!!!! (now that's one serious threat)

40. You remind me of the hamster I once had.