Chapter - 6,
Things not to say to your boss when he asks what you are doing...
1. Nothing special...
2. I'm glad you asked, because I just wondered if there's anything I could do for you...Not! *and make fart noises*
3. I was just goofing off in front of the screen pretending to work.
4. What do you mean by 'doing'?
5. Sorry, but could you please repeat the last question?
6. LOL
7. Wow, when you just said that, that sounded incredibly...gay...
8. There's so much to do I don't know where to start...
9. Hang on a sec', I'm beating the highscore...
10. If I said there's a three-headed monkey behind you, would you believe it?
11. Great question! Your management skills are adorable.
12. He stopped working first!
13. About that email you sent me last Monday, could you send it again?
14. You tell me first!
15. Your arms are getting more and more relaxed. You feel very, very tired. You ...Ooooo....
16. I'm actually working unlike you..
17. Why ask? You don't work but still get paid...
18. Nothing special just planning dinner with your wife/daughter.
19. Depends on why you want to know....
20. Stalker much?
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Things not to say (Completed)
HumorHere you are going to find some lists of things that you should never I mean ever in your life should say to your teacher, on a date, to your boyfriend, girlfriend and well you know the rest ;) P.s. some of the stuff here is from internet and some a...
