This chapter is dedicated to none other then * Drum rolls*.... Giblet! *applause*!
Chapter - 11, to a crazy ex girlfriend
1. "Are you a man?"
2. "Hey, what is that smell?!"
3. "I heard there was this really unfortunate accident that happened to your mom when she was prego...and it involved you...what was that, again?"
4. "There is this new invention called soap! You should try it!"
5. "Ah well I used wash my bathtub with your toothbrush."
6. "Wanna go to Burger King...oh wait, you aren't supposed to feed whales hamburgers."
7. "Can you shave that mustache, its making me uncomfortable..."
8. "I wanna take you to the zoo, maybe we will see your mother in the monkey exhibit!"
9. "You must have fallen from Heaven...that would explain how you messed up your face..."
10. "Ooh! When did the garbage dump have a sale on clothing?!"
11. "You look like the son of Michael Jackson and Kurt Cobain, mixed with some Madonna..."
12. **** you, your nothing but a broken condom, abortion survived, alcoholic, crack baby, and you should go do the word a favor and go try and pretty up your face with some bird shot and a shotgun.
13. Tell her she was a bad kisser. that'll stick in the back of her mind with every guy she gets with in the future.
14. That's cool. I'm looking for someone a little more intelligent...
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Things not to say (Completed)
HumorHere you are going to find some lists of things that you should never I mean ever in your life should say to your teacher, on a date, to your boyfriend, girlfriend and well you know the rest ;) P.s. some of the stuff here is from internet and some a...
