Chapter 4 To your boyfriend

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Chapter 4

To your boyfriend

1. Will you hold my purse?

2. Can't we just be friends?

3. I am pregnant........................... Just kidding!!

4. My last boyfriend was a little bigger

5. I bet you I can fart louder than you

6. You'll meet my dad... as soon as ge's paroled

7. Do you think this cold sore can be something serious?

8. I have been thinking a lot about entering the convent

9. I will tell my mom.... EVERYTHING!

10. Why can't you be more sensitive?

11. I betcha i have been with more guys than you have girls

12. Stop hanging around with your friends and spent more time with me!

13. My ex boyfriend is serving time for armed robbery

14. Whats more important to you - me or super bowl?

15. it's not stalking if you really, really, really love someone

16. Would you mind if i saw other people?

17. "Easy" is just a nickname i picked-up at school.

18. You need to get a cell phone so that we can always be together.

19. I have already picked out names of our children!

20. Wow your brother is hot, you 2 look nothing alike

21. Do you want to have a 3some with me you and your brother?

22. I bought the same perfume as your mom, here sniff don't i smell like her

23. I have a fantasy about watching you with another guy.

24. You're a mama's boy

25. Your football/baseball/hockey team sucks

26. I hope your team doesn't make the play offs

27. Would you care if i dated your best friend if we broke up?

28. Im pregnant......with another man's baby.......just kidding

29. Your mom looks like a prison warden

30. Wow is your dad gay?

31. Oh yea i got pregnant at 13 and gave the baby up for adoption

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