Chapter 4
To your boyfriend
1. Will you hold my purse?
2. Can't we just be friends?
3. I am pregnant........................... Just kidding!!
4. My last boyfriend was a little bigger
5. I bet you I can fart louder than you
6. You'll meet my dad... as soon as ge's paroled
7. Do you think this cold sore can be something serious?
8. I have been thinking a lot about entering the convent
9. I will tell my mom.... EVERYTHING!
10. Why can't you be more sensitive?
11. I betcha i have been with more guys than you have girls
12. Stop hanging around with your friends and spent more time with me!
13. My ex boyfriend is serving time for armed robbery
14. Whats more important to you - me or super bowl?
15. it's not stalking if you really, really, really love someone
16. Would you mind if i saw other people?
17. "Easy" is just a nickname i picked-up at school.
18. You need to get a cell phone so that we can always be together.
19. I have already picked out names of our children!
20. Wow your brother is hot, you 2 look nothing alike
21. Do you want to have a 3some with me you and your brother?
22. I bought the same perfume as your mom, here sniff don't i smell like her
23. I have a fantasy about watching you with another guy.
24. You're a mama's boy
25. Your football/baseball/hockey team sucks
26. I hope your team doesn't make the play offs
27. Would you care if i dated your best friend if we broke up?
28. Im pregnant......with another man's baby.......just kidding
29. Your mom looks like a prison warden
30. Wow is your dad gay?
31. Oh yea i got pregnant at 13 and gave the baby up for adoption
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Things not to say (Completed)
HumorHere you are going to find some lists of things that you should never I mean ever in your life should say to your teacher, on a date, to your boyfriend, girlfriend and well you know the rest ;) P.s. some of the stuff here is from internet and some a...
