The Rant Book

Rant 2: Justin Bieber

Okay So this is my rant about the 'Wonderful'(NOT!) And famous Justin Bieber

This Rant is again dedicated to Lily Cumming as you can see ^

Go onto her page after reading this and check out her story about the annoying Justin Bieber. Cause its funny, and she really lets her anger out!!!

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Right so here we go. Justin,Justin,Justin. Where exactly do I start?!?

Ugh I'll tell you where I'll start... THE FREAKING HAIR!!!

God the new haircut he has spawned out into the nation. It looks ridiculous, I mean come on dude! Get your damn hair out of your bloody eyes, cause I'm surprised that you can see
anything with that sheepdog look you got going on there!.

And the fact that It looks like he is wearing a hat. It doesn't really look like he has hair does it, It just looks like he is wearing some weird type of HAT.

Also another thing that annoys me about the whole Justin Bieber thing is that quite a few
guys are now starting to copy his hairstyle! I mean come on guys. It doesn't look nice!
In fact in England most people who have that hairstyle get the piss taken out of them,
Because its funny! Not sexy or cool. Just plain old funny. and it really annoys me but still
makes me laugh when you see people trying to copy him just because they think it will help them get girls. But trust me you wont be getting many chicks with that hairstyle.

Yeah maybe 5-9 year old girls will be after you just like they are with Bieber. But that's
it because its not like your gonna get many chicks your own age with a fucked up 
hairstyle like that!

But moving on. There are a few more things that annoy me about the baby faced twat.
And one of those things is his music. I mean its not good! Its not real music. Its just
him singing along to some backing track with auto tuning on his voice to make it sound at
least something half decent. Which it still isn't.
I mean fair enough if any of you guys who are reading this actually like Justin, But the
thing is I'm not the only person in the world who hates him and his little baby face and
hat 'hair'.

Which is why when he is doing a gig or a concert, he ALWAYS gets something hard and heavy thrown at him. which I must admit, when I see in newspapers or on YouTube. It really makes me giggle. It makes everyone laugh when he throws a little hissy fit because someone doesn't like him and decides to do something about it.

But what also does irritate me about JB is that he is always the center of attention. In
magazines and Newspapers, the internet and even the radio, he is always the center of
attention, the talk of the show.

Which is why I find him so annoying. He is always in a magazine like Shout, Or Bliss. And his interviews seems super gay and slightly boring too. but hey that's my opinion.
His voice annoys me as well. Its so freaking high pitched its unbelievable, I mean when the
hell are his balls going to drop?!?
And when he sings "Baby, Baby Baby OHHH" It just makes people want to slap him. Or throw a bottle at him.

But why do his songs annoy me so much? Probably because listening to the lyrics to his songs and listening to him sing it makes me feel quite stupid. It actually makes me feel like
my brain cells are dying because his voice is so, so, so annoying to me.

Well, I went out and asked a few people If they liked Justin Bieber. Then I asked the
people who said no, why they dont like him. One answer made me laugh actually.

1. he sings like a girl
2. He looks like a girl
3. HE'S A GIRL! :O

That made me laugh. But anyway back on with the Rant. 

So, Why dont other people like him? Well some people think he hasn't payed his dues, Like
other musicians. Because some musicians, when they become famous and make a bit of money. They like to pay something back to society. Like a free concert. Or maybe giving some money to a certain charity. But Justin Bieber. does he do that? no he doesn't.

But seriously why are people on Wattpad writing romance books about him? and why are they writing fan fiction stories about him? HE SUCKS ASS!!!
But yeah I think I have written enough now and  I think I should probably stop so that I
can write more on my other books. which I should Say now. check them out!!


Which now I must add. Please comment and vote on my books. Or on the chapters. Because I'm
happy that your reading them and giving them a chance. But it only takes a few seconds to
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Now, I hope you enjoyed reading this Rant. tell me what you think of it. I think I
went on a bit too much. but yeah, Stick around for my next rant. Its gonna be a good one! :D

Cheers,
Sarah x

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