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Rant 3: Rebecca Black...

Okay so here is my third rant. Sorry about the slow upload, but I've been kinda busy lately and sheez. Trust me, if you ever wanna learn guitar. It's great fun and everything but it bloody hurts your fingers when you first start out. 

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Okay Soo..Rebecca black,

I dont even need to worry about offending anybody with this rant because I mean seriously, who would ever like her music?

I first heard about Rebecca Black on the news, people asking each other if she has created one of the WORST ever songs in history. Yes.. She was the stupid little 14 year old girl who sang the song 'Friday'.

No on YouTube this video have thousands, maybe even millions of hits. But not because its a good song, Noooo. Its because people want to actually hear the song for them self. I'm pretty sure that nobody would actually listen to the whole damn song.. Am I right?!?

But the thing is i'm pretty sure the song would at least be half decent if there wasn't so much Auto tune on the poor girls voice! it sounds horrific. And yeah, of course she didn't write the song that she is singing. Most people dont do that nowadays, which is stupid.

Its not actually that hard to write a song and I could probably spew out better lyrics when I'm being sick, than some of these song writers.

But its not just Rebecca Black who is destroying music at the moment. Its also a 12 year old girl called Jenna Rose. Which probably isn't her real name, but i'm not so sure about that. Anyway Jenna rose is a 12 year old girl whose mother payed $4000 to get her precious little girl (spoilt fucking Brat more like!) a record contract and some recording time. In which she sings awfully about the fact that  Ashley Tisdale and Hannah Montana are wearing 'her jeans'.

Couldn't she have come up with something better to sing about. Which I could say the exact same thing to Rebecca Black and the writers of the damn song 'Friday' Which has now ruined the concept of Friday being the best day of the week. I now hate Friday's because somebody always seems to sing part of the chorus to that song whenever you mention that its a Friday. And I'll tell yah. That really annoys me.

But yeah, Why are parents paying for their little children to get recording time and record deals when they are so young. They cant sing anyway so they seem to bump up and over use the auto tune option. I get that the parents are trying to support their child and make dreams come true but when the Friday song was released she received so much hate and abuse that it just makes it not worth it.

But shouldn't their parents be more worried about their childrens education? Instead of pimping up their children to look much older than they are and spending thousands of dollars for them to sing and humiliate themselves.

These people I must say, are horrible parents in my opinion, they try their best and do it for the right reasons but they dont think of the consequences of what might happen if this plan backfires.

When  I have kids. I am definitely not going to follow these parents footsteps. I'm not going to pad my daughters bra and dress her in clothes fit for a 21 year old. Also I wouldn't spoil my kids so that they think an ideal birthday present is recording time or a music video where you get to drive a car. I mean Rebecca black AND Jenna Rose are both in a car with friends driving around. They're not old enough to drive anyway!!!!!

Wait a few more years lovey's, Get a job and pay for the freaking car yourself because its about time you learned that you cant rely on your parents all your lives.

Anyway I think I'm just about finished on my Rant about Rebecca Black. Thought I might as well add something about the famous Jenna Rose on here too because they're basically in the same boat.

But yeah, I dont think I have ever heard about somebody who created a song/music video at 14 and got such a negative review on YouTube that they had to be removed from the site.

Anyway Hope you enjoyed my Rant.

Not sure what the next one will be about to be honest.

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Cheers.

Sarah x