The Rant Book

Rant 10: Russell Brand

Hello and welcome to my 10th Rant! :D

So this is dedicated to Betty1519, because she has shared her opinions on my book and I would basically like to say thanks for that really! :) It's so great when I read all of your opinions on my rants and the people that I rant about, So thanks guys! :)

Just incase you're wondering this is NOT the last rant or anything :) There are MANY MANY more rants to go in this book! :D 

I'm not giving up that easily! :)

So all of you readers out this wherever you are I would like you to do two things for me.

1) KEEP READING THIS BOOK :D

2) TELL YOUR WATTPAD FRIENDS TO READ MY BOOK!

So anyway I want this book to hopefully be read by quite a few different people so I would appriciate it if you could just tell your friends about this book please :)

Also It's like I say in every single one of my books in pretty much every chapter, I really really hope you have enjoyed the book so far and I also hope that you like this chapter and the rest that follow :) 

So tell me what you think about the book, Loads of you have done it already and shared your opinions which I have LOVED reading! So I would like to read many many more! :)

So here is the next rant. Thanks for reading :)

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Okay so this is about Russell Brand, you may know him from films such as St. Trinians and from him hosting Big Brother in the past.

Now I will start off this rant by stating that I think this guy is a total DoucheBag.

I mean seriously I know Im obviously not the only person who thinks this but It just feels so many people LOVE him and I really have no freaking idea why?

I mean really, the dude looks like a homeless person that you would randomly find on a bench in the park at night. 

So how the frick do people find that attractive? Do you guys need glasses or do you just find the homeless looking people attractive. No offence to the homeless.

I absoloutely hate his hair I mean yeah sure I know its up to him to choose however he styles his hair, but really it looks like he NEVER brushes the damn thing and also it looks like something a family of birds could live in. I mean really?

BRUSH THE DAMN HAIR!!!

Now another thing that annoys me about him is that he is a complete and utter womanizer. I mean I just really hate how he sleeps with then dumps or ditches random women. It's just unfair on them, But then again I guess if they are crazy enough to sleep with him then they should probably expect it.