RAP BATTLE ARENA!!!
Justin Russo, Alex Russo, and Max Russo
VERSUS
Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, and Ron Weasly
BEGIN!
Max: Who are these guys?
Alex: Little children who think they can play with Magic?
Justin: Well they are about to learn that it can be tragic!
Max: I hope they know Atravesandus to get past our deadly raps!
Justin: There solid like a Stone!
Max: Get owned!
Justin: Just go away chaps!
Alex: It'll be like Cranium Revolvus, we'll have your head spinin'!
Justin: You'll need to know McReary - Time Reary, before the got this dissin'!
Harry: You better Expecto that your mouth will soon be potro-numb!
Ron: We will use so many spells, you will soon realize that you are all dumb!
Hermione: I've got the smarts,
Ron: I've got the trust,
Harry: I've got the magic!
All: And you will need to know Defense Against the Dark Arts, like our wit is so poison in these rhymes we spit!
Harry: I should let you know you're about to be thunder struck!
Hermione: Just like you, Alex, with all of your relationships! All stuck!
Alex: Okay, you wanna be like that? I suggest you take that back! Before I pull out my wand, and Liar liar, Pants on fire, get your ass in an attack!
Justin: Alex, calm down, violence isn't the answer!
Alex: Why do you always have to care?
Max: Justin, we can win, to the Max!
Justin: C'mon, we need to bet back on track!
Alex: You're right, we will beat these fools through the night!
Max: And Commakus Pancakus in the morning! Alright!
Alex: You three Sea Monkeys know that Everything is Not What it Seems!
Justin: So attack Harry after you awake from another bad dream!
Harry: Stand back you two, this is gonna get tense!
Ron: But Harry, I wanna help! I wanna be on the offense!
Hermione: Justin, you say you're smart, yet you lost to your slutty sister in the end!
Alex: Oh, really?
Justin: Wait! What did you just say?
Alex: Doesn't matter, coming from a girl who can't keep a boyfriend!
Hermione: Alright, you better stop before I beat you to Krums!
Harry: They will gape like Snape, trip on their cape, cuase hero's aren't dumb!
Ron: Go back in your book, relive the fairy tale!
Harry: I've seen better battles in the guild of FairyTail!
Justin: Are you talking about Mr. Crumbs?
Max: No way! These guys are just brain numb! Like bread crumbs! But they think that this is fun!
Alex: oh I can't believe this is actually happening!
Justin: Let's counter these dimwits like it's Magic: The Gathering!
Harry: We don't give a Fawkes about how you want to keep us away!
Ron: Well beat you back worse than that of Gandalf the Gray!
Hermione: You're right these morons got a lot to swallow!
All: Because they didn't survive the Deathly Hallows!
WHO WON!?
WHO WILL BE NEXT!?
Find out on the next...
RAP BATTLE ARENA!!!
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Rap Battle Arena Season 2
HumorRap Battle Arena! Season 2! More battles! More burns! More sick rhymes! These new and improved battles will put season 1 to some shame!
