RAP BATTLE ARENA!!!
Hillary Clinton
VERSUS
Donald Trump
BEGIN!
Hillary Clinton:
Bill! I need to make something clear in this debate,
That this spray tanned asshole, is soon gonna hate
Me harder than the Mexicans and Muslims he insults.
This woman's gonna empower the tower that you built!
Hillary Clinton, the liberal dangerous democratic,
here to put down this dramatic, non-classic
Old turkey-neck, drastic, disaster. So tragic.
Can't beat the left wing, raps are automatic!
What magic did you use to get so far ahead?
You can't return lyrics like your taxes! Drop dead.
Donald Trump:
First of all, you Miss Piggy looking dyke! That's a lie!
I'm rich, and a businessman! And I look so fly!
Bill ain't here, because you suck, but not like that mosquito Monica!
I made it from a small loan of a million and I'm here to save America!
I gotta say, I respect everyone, including all females!
But your campaign's trash, just like your emails!
Once I win the White House, I'll be glad to put you into jail!
Over forty years and failed this country, you giant whale!
How can anyone trust someone like you,
To run the country of red, white, and blue?
Clinton:
You're a dickless racist, and just pissed
that you'll never be the greatest!
Donald, you're like Ronald, cuz yo a damn clown!
The only thing you'll do is bring America down!
Trump:
I'll take a dump, on your face that looks like a rump!
Don't try to battle me, cuz you'll be Trumped!
You're not fit to be in office
I'll be the Pres, sorry for your losses!
Clinton:
We ain't done McDonald, we gotta finish this debate,
Or you can go and hide in one of your estates!
Trump:
I'm a public image, and you're something no one wants to see,
You're almost as worse as Obama's stupid policies!
Hillary:
I gotta make things clear, you'll never be ahead.
The worst thing so far is that thing upon your head!
Check the polls, so far I'm in the lead, believe it!
You'll never Make America Great Again with your bullshit!
Trump:
Together, Pence and I will put up the offense,
Built a wall so great, you'll never get past this defense!
You are disgusting, reminding of my ex-wife,
Get out of this election, and out of my life,
Both:
You'll never succeed! I can't be beat!
Now go on America, and vote for me!
WHO WON!?
WHO WILL BE NEXT!?
Find out on the next...
RAP BATTLE ARENA!!!
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Rap Battle Arena Season 2
HumorRap Battle Arena! Season 2! More battles! More burns! More sick rhymes! These new and improved battles will put season 1 to some shame!
