RAP BATTLE ARENA!!!
Herman Munster
VERSUS
Gomez Addams
Start!
Herman:
It's Midnight, let's fight, but you're in for a fright!
I'm Frankenstein, in black and white, need a night light?
Cuz I'll scare you like a nightmare!
Plus this battle's clearly unfair!
Sit down for a laugh,
better yet, take a bath,
Cuz you're like Itt, you smell like shit,
Just stop looking ugly for a little bit.
So, go, home, Gomez,
run from the master of comedy showbiz!
Gomez:
The names Gomez Addams, here to battle a rip-off.
I'll cut off and piss off this jerk off, who'll scoff as I hip hop!
Ugly-ass green skin, you're my imperfect twin,
I'm here to win, against your sins, give this rhythm a spin!
Yeah you're scary, just like your annoying family,
While mine is the best in comedy, I delivered a prodigy!
You married Dracula, and she only sucks blood!
This battle won't take Long, I'll beat this rotten spud!
Calling me ugly? You got some screws loose!
Go look in a mirror and put that forehead in a noose!
Herman:
Alright, Addams, I see you wanna brawl.
I'll rap so fast, you'll be at a crawl.
I drop the bomb beats, and I shoot some lead!
I fought for America, and I didn't end up dead!
Addams:
Dead? Go to bed in your hearse!
Leave now before I leave you with a curse!
You'll Fester over the problem in the Sunday paper,
Herman beat down on Wednesday, disappeared into vapor!
WHO WON!?
WHO WILL BE NEXT!?
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RAP BATTLE ARENA!!!
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Rap Battle Arena Season 2
HumorRap Battle Arena! Season 2! More battles! More burns! More sick rhymes! These new and improved battles will put season 1 to some shame!
