Rap Battle Arena Season 2

Bill Clinton VS Bill Cosby

RAP BATTLE ARENA!!!

Bill Cosby

VERSUS

Bill Clinton

BEGIN!

Clinton:

Bill against Bill, you against the president?

I will win this battle, isn't that evident?

Bill looks Little, compared to the forty second!

Now let me break your sins down, this'll only take a second!

William, did you know? You're a damn rapist!

You'll be so pissed, when I read off this list

You can take your shots, but you'll always miss

Step away before we settle this with our fists!

You can Bet Your Life that I'm a bit Rudy, but no biddin'

You used Roofies on your victims, the proofs in the puddin'

Cosby:

Oh! Welcome to the Show! Hey hey hey! It's Bill Cosby!

I'll make you a bigger mess than your wife with Benghazi!

I'm a iconic comedian, here with silly voices,

Here to make the cheater rethink his choices.

I'm rappin' fast, was in track,

I will beat your ass, that's a fact

You're just a hack, spittin' lies

Just tell your Secretary good-bye!

I was on TV for many, many years

While you had America shedding tears!

Clinton:

You don't really wanna mess with The Big Dog,

My Life, my wife, are all things to be proud of!

Huxtable here doesn't know when it's time to quit!

You got thrown off TV. We're all tired of your shit!

Bill:

So why don't you go and fetch the paper?

While I groove here in this sweater!

My raps are so good, just like Jello Pudding Pops!

I did stand up, and I still ended up on top!

Clinton:

Listen, I went to Yale, got a law degree! Hands down!

While you were wasting your time, being the class clown!

Turn that around, you're the biggest joke in America,

Putting girls asleep, why, isn't that terrible?

Cosby:

I know I did wrong, but I didn't always deny it

You were making up lies, impeached for that shit

I'm on the Walk of Fame, you got your career fucked!

Your verses were like Monica, cuz they both sucked!

WHO WON!?

RAP BATTLE ARENA!!!

SEASON 2!

Thanks again for another great season!!!