Freddy VS Jason

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RAP BATTLE ARENA!!!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!

Freddy Krueger

VERSUS

Jason Voorhees

SCARE!

Freddy:

Wake up! Your time's up! Gonna kill a granny's boy!

Kruger, a ruler, ruthless, playing with victims like toys.

Your home of Camp Crystal Lake should make you shiver,

Water makes you cry! My claws cut you up into slivers!

You don't belong in a fight, you belong in a Hockey game,

Don't come to Elm Street, trying to steal my fame!

I horrify the dreams of teens, gaining all this power!

It's midnight, fight or flight, welcome to your Haunting Hour!

Jason:

The only slivers that will happen is from your cratered face,

Kicked your ass in our crossover, don't you know your place?

I spit a hot dish, of flaming lyrics, spicy rhymes!

Run from this fire, it's past your bedtime!

I've seen scares from Bogeyman much better,

Also, Mr. Roger's would like his sweater!

Thing is you're a joke, rip-off of Scissorhands and Wolverine!

And you won't ever wake up from this humiliating dream!

Freddy:

Alright, that's it, I'm tired of your shit!

Time for a nap, where we can settle this!

Welcome to my world, worse than your grave,

It was a mistake to fight me, you think you're brave?

You've been runnin' for too long, I'll slice you apart,

You've been reliving the same movie, over 8 parts!

Hell, you remind me of It, cuz you're making me laugh!

I've beaten you, so how about you die in the bath!

Jason:

Alright Indiana Jones, step the fuck back,

I have my machete, Freddy ain't ready for my attack!

I'm an original, you tried to catch me after four years!

You should run to Manhattan, and escape from this fear!

I'm better than Michael Myers, my kills more gruesome,

You're killings are just bad, you're pathetic! I get brutal!

You could never beat me, you have been diminished!

Is this Mortal Kombat X? Because you got finished!

WHO WON!?

WHO WILL BE NEXT!?

Find out on the next...

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