RAP BATTLE ARENA!!!
NARUTO
VERSUS
NATSU
FIGHT!
Naruto:
Before I finish this dude like a bowl of ramen,
It's strange, we got quite a bit in common.
But you're just a clone of my shadow, you'll never measure up to me!
Beat ya with just one punch, then I'll head home with Lucy!
Last person I met with pink hair's a little bitch,
But between you and her, I can't tell which is which.
I think it's time for this scarfed fairy punk to beat it.
Happy's a better match against me, believe it!
Natsu:
It's me, the salamander, and I'm here for roasted fox,
Blondie here's too dumb, can't think outside the box.
Raised by a dragon while your parents cursed you with a demon,
With just one spell, I'll cook you, along with another three men!
Come at me with your clones, I'll bring fire to the court,
Then I'll hit ya with lightning, kill ya with a Dragon Force!
Yeah, now I'm fired up, so you shouldn't try to battle me,
It may just be my name, but this fight is your E-N-D!
Naruto:
You wanna try and act cool, but you're just a ripoff!
Fighting against me? You chose the wrong guy to piss off!
So go ahead, pyro, clash your fists together.
But for the record, Yang Xiao Long does it better!
I'm a child of prophecy, you're just a child of shame,
Kick your ass so hard, you'll think Igneel's to blame!
It's sad, you won't even get to face Kurama,
Cuz I've already got you screamin' for your non-existant mamma!
I'm the best, I have a will of fire!
Your spells are so pathetic, time to retire!
Time for this fire fairy to take his final breath,
I'll end this with A THOUSAND YEARS OF DEATH!
Natsu:
Calling me a ripoff?! Aang would like a word with you.
You sure as hell ain't a ninja, you're a half-assed Goku!
You need real friends, not some Shadow Clone Jutsu
My raps Rock! You just can't beat Natsu!
Will of Fire? Sounds tasty,
Face it, you're too hasty!
Your vision's getting hazy,
Cuz you couldn't even face me!
You know, a Thousand years of Death is right,
Since your fans will feel butthurt after this fight!
Now, it's about time I brought this battle to an end,
Whoops, looks like I overdid it again!
Black Star:
YAHOO!! It's me! The Star! Number One!
I'll crush these two arrogant bastards at once just for fun!
Fight against me and you'll both die today,
But since I'm such a big man, I'll let you both run away!
Natsu, all your spells are so cold!
Naruto, your rasengan is so old!
I'll admit, you guys are kinda bold,
You're strong, at least, that's what I'm told.
Now, make way you two, for the wielder of Tsubaki!
Why don't you just go cry to Erza and Kakashi?!
Magic or Jutsu? Y'know what, don't even bother,
Cuz it all ends the same, you can't stop the show stopper!
WHO WON!?
WHO WILL BE NEXT!?
Find out on the next...
RAP BATTLE ARENA!!!
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Rap Battle Arena Season 2
HumorRap Battle Arena! Season 2! More battles! More burns! More sick rhymes! These new and improved battles will put season 1 to some shame!
