RAP BATTLE ARENA!!!
Christopher Jones
VERSUS
Massasoit
BEGIN!
Christopher Jones:
Ahoy! It's the captain of the Mayflower!
I'm here, and Natives I may overpower!
From England, here with nothing to fear,
No one will ever get near this great pioneer!
I'm a pilgrim, who helped found the States,
*sees readied Wampanoags*
But, let's all love instead of spreading hate!
Massasoit:
I'm the proud chief of a tribe called Wampanoag!
Whom was ready with a tremendous monologue!
Let's not spit sick shit at one another,
Let's have a feast, celebrate our friendships, brother!
Come, bring your wife and children, let's have a meal!
We'll call it thanksgiving! And peace will seal the deal!
Jones:
Hm, let me think, this does sound great indeed!
We'll have fish, berries, corn, and tasty meat!
Happy Thanksgiving! I'm glad we found peace!
Let's all hope this will never cease!
For if it does, it will lead to great despair.
And- GAH!
Massasoit:
Look out! He's gasping for air!
Jones:
*dies*
Massasoit:
Oh no! He has died! What a sad day!
One year after the celebratory feast, we pray!
For resting in peace, this captain upon the Mayflower!
Let us bury him and give the grave some flowers.
Wampanoag people:
*cough cough* Oh dear! I seem to be down with a fever!
Massasoit:
What!? The tribe is dying out, and I am too!
I will be well past dead before 1662.
*Dies*
Ummm...
WHO WON?
Who's next?
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!
YOU ARE READING
Rap Battle Arena Season 2
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