Romeo VS Hamlet

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Romeo

VS

Hamlet!!!

BEGIN!

Romeo:
Time for the two of us, to duel it out,
End this pissy prince, and there is no doubt,
Unlike you, when thinking about your uncle
Thou will eat a fist, full of thine knuckles!
My book teaches us love is really strong!
And yours tells us killing isn't wrong?
I have made my mark, on the Prince of Denmark,
My words are sharp, and now things will get dark!

Hamlet:
Come at me, pedophile, before you die,
By drinking poison, you bought, from some guy!
I battled to my end, you lost your best friend!
My raps will slaughter well over twenty thousand men!
Duel it out? You can't begin to face me!
Make you heart ache more than your balls on the balcony!
To be or not to be? No question, you won't beat me!
I'm the MC, slaying you worse than Laertes!

Romeo:
C'mon, your girl killed herself, take this diss,
She's swimming with the fishes, now you're all Polonius!

Hamlet:
O' Romeo, you'll get burned! You think that hurt?
Bro, I'll make another oath, slit your neck in the church!

Romeo:
Let's make a toast, you got roast,
Now go back to talking to the Ghost!
This is it, my rap spit, will cut quick,
End you faster than some posion shit!
You've just got beat by rival of Capulets
Whose rhymes were just way too lit!

Hamlet:
Make a toast? HA! Who died from posion the most?
I believe that was you, Montigue! Now you're through!
You failed to get notice, Juliet was just asleep,
I'll end you now, if you're done being a creep!
You got kicked from the throne, disowned, exiled!
I'm a star, you're just crossed, tragically in denial!

WHO WON!?

WHO WILL BE NEXT!?

FIind out on the next...

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