Phil's POV
This was getting really frustrating. Dan really needs to stop falling in love with cheesy snacks. I decided to ring my friend Cat (Catrific) to help me get revenge on Danny-Boy. I tried to call Cat, but she didn't pick up. I left her a voicemail that said,
"Hey Cat, it's Phil, I just wanted to tell you that Dan has an obsession with cheesy snack crackers. I have no idea how to stop him. This is getting out of control. Please help if you can. Bye" I hung up the phone and walked to my room. I had to pass by Dan's room to get to my room and he left his door wide open and I looked to see a bunch of snack cracker packages laying around his nightstand. I knocked on his door, and mumbled,
"Hey Dan." He looked up from his snack and I saw that he was holding a bag of Cheez Doodles. (best things ever btw) My smile slowly dropped to a disappointed sad face.
"Whaaat." He replied. I sat down next to him and pulled his cheesy snack away and said,
"Danny, you've been eating too many cheesy snacks."
"So, what?"
Dan, I care about you, stop this."
Dan got up from his bed, and all the snacks spilled. Oddly, he didn't seem to mind. He said,
"If you want me to stop with my obsession, you'll have to fight me." Out of nowhere all of the cheesy snacks that had fallen to the ground rose up and formed a barrier around Dan and all screamed,
"YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" at me. I just left his room and sprinted to my room and locked the door. I was so confused and petrified at the same time. This had to be some type of weird dream.
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Phan: A Cheesy Love Story
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