Phan: A Cheesy Love Story

Chapter 2

Dan's POV

I couldn't help it. His bright blue eyes had caught my attention since I had met him in 2009. He looked directly into my eyes. I held him closer to me and quickly kissed him. I could not stop smiling at him. Why must he be so perfect in every way? My eyes locked with his, I was unable to stop smiling like an idiot. I sat up straighter in my bed, and I tipped the red box over.

"CRAP!" I screamed. I picked up the box of Cheez-Its that I had spilled all over my bed. I tried to save every last one to make sure they were okay. I had been in love with them for months. I had given up on my Malteasers to have a passionate relationship with my Cheez-its. I held them closer to me.

"I love you." I whispered as I licked it. "I'm going to name you 'Bobby'." I told it. I laid back down and Bobby rested on me.

All of a sudden, Phil knocked on my door. I told him to come in. He sat on my bed and said,

"So this is your new love interest?" I leaned forward grabbing Bobby in my left hand. I nodded to Phil. He held both of my hands and said,

"Danzits. I ship it. As long as you're happy, I'm happy."

Then a moth flew around my room causing me to clench my fists and within that split second, I had crushed Bobby, my honey-boo. My love interest, gone.