Cat's POV
I looked down at my phone to see a voicemail from Philly Lester on my phone. Not a very good contact name, eh? I listened to it a couple of times before finally understanding what it meant. It meant war. I went to my fabulous makeup corner and applied eye black under my eyes and then added a little bit of sparkles, to make me look even more fabulous. Isn't fabulous a fabulous word? It's almost as fabulous as I am. That must mean it is very fabulous. Anyway, I called Phil back and he said
"Oh hey Cat."
"HEY PHIL WASSUP BRO I HEARD YOU HAVE DISLIKE FOR DANNY'S NEW LOVERS!" I asked in a very peppy tone.
"Yeah, uhm, well, he has gotten quite obsessive over cheesy snacks. I need help."
"I'LL BE OVER IN 17 MINUTES!!" I exclaimed and I hung up the phone and grabbed my skateboard and attached my hairdryer to it for extra speed. I turned my hairdryer on full power. I sped away through London and I flew up to Dan and Phil's apartment window and decided to fly straight through the window making a grand entrance. Phil seemed shocked to see me but I didn't mind.
"WHERE IS DANNY BOY?" I asked Phil. He pointed to Dan's room. I walked up to his room and tapped on the door.
"WHAT DO YOU WANT HUMAN?" I heard him scream. I opened his door and saw his entire floor covered in cheesy snacks and I mutter,
"OH MY GOD" I saw orange before I fell to the ground and passed out.
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Phan: A Cheesy Love Story
HumorJust your typical phanfic STILL BEING CONTINUED have funnnnnnnnnnnn