Phan: A Cheesy Love Story

Chapter 6

Dan and Phil's Neighbor's POV

I had no idea what was even going on anymore. I had tried to help out my neighbors by telling them to shut up. Now a stupid girl crashed into their window and then I think she passed out or something. I don't really want to know, honestly. After she "passed out", or whatever happened, I heard the younger guy scream

"FEEL THE CHEESY WRATHHH!!!" He kind of sounded like Satan. I didn't really even want to know anymore so I went out to go take a walk.
I left my apartment and I saw crumbs from some sort of cheesy snack slowly come from under their door way and forming a barrier around their apartment.
"I'm delusional" I told myself. Cheesy snacks can't act as an army....

•1 and a half hours later•

I returned from my pleasant walk and as soon as I got back up to my apartment, the guard crumbs formed their barrier again. Obviously I had to see what this was all about. I karate chopped the crumbs down, knocking off their perfect formation. I opened the boys' door and took one breath in of the fake cheese and said
"Well crap." I ran forward to the older boy.
"Hi I'm Robert." I told him. "I heard the chaos so I decided to come over here."
"I'm Phil. And my roommate is Dan, but he's using telekinesis to control cheesy snacks." He told me what had happened so far and Phil and I decided to attack the snacks from different angles. Phil led me to Dan's evil lair where he had taught himself to control the snacks. I kicked down the door and here came the cheesy snacks. The snacks all came in a forceful wave with the leader in the corner of his room standing under the dimmed light, wearing a black cloak and laughing manically. I grabbed the chair in Dan's lair to shield myself from the wave. Phil dove straight through the snacks. When the wave finished off, I was up to my shins in cheese crumbs.
"DAN" Phil screamed loudly. "WHY MUST YOU DO-"
Dan interrupted Phil by putting his hand up saying,
"Seize him" in a monotone voice. Phil ran for his life and I followed him out into their lounge. We ran past the girl that passed out. Phil said to just leave her there. I nodded. We hid out in their lounge for a little while until the sound of Dan's army died down a bit.

Some time had passed by and I could still hear the battle cries of the cheesy snacks. I made a break for it and ran to Dan's evil lair to stop the snacks from creating any more damage to this apartment.