[Ashley is online]
[Halimeh is online]
Halimeh: Just us again... so peaceful...
Ashley: I guess.
Halimeh: I had a dream when I took a nap earlier.
Ashley: Oh? What was this dream?
Halimeh: Starfire is jealous of Robin and I's relationship and tried to kill me. The b***** was haunting me in my dreams like Freddie Kruger or something like that!
Ashley: Are you sure that's how you spell Kruger's name?
Halimeh: Hehehe, you don't know either!
Ashley: -_- keep talking. Did she say anything?
Halimeh: No she started speaking in Tamaranian and called me a globnark glorbag.
Ashley: *guilty face* oh she did? What did she do to you? *presses lips together and shifts nervously*
Halimeh: Ashley? Is there something you want to tell me?
Ashley: Umm... I don't want to tell you... But I, uh, called you a, uh, globnark glorbag, and, er..... What did she do to you?
Halimeh: :-( Am I a globnark glorbag?
Ashley: I did that while you were asleep, by the way... I was on my way to Jump City, and I was in the neighborhood, so I decided to drop in and see my favorite spy, and you were asleep... Hehe... Did I- Star do anything to you? Like *cough* threaten you or anything? And no, if you are, you're a very awesome globnark glorbag.
Halimeh: No. I'm afraid though in Tamaranian she sounded pretty angry.
Ashley: Oh... *phew* maybe it wasn't me... so she didn't hurt you, right? Or, as a random example, try to dump cold drink on you and then you rolled out of the way? A totally random example. *cough*
Halimeh: She tried to dump cold fizzy pop on me.
Ashley: *cough choke* she did?! Uh-oh... I mean, aw, poor you.
Halimeh: Ashley, did you somehow tell her to invade my dreams!?!!
Ashley: Nooooo... I mean, maybe... I might have... uh... helped her get into your dream... Were you dreaming about you and Robin?
Halimeh: ASHLEY MICHELLE ARE YOU TRYING TO SABOTAGE MY DREAMS!!
Ashley: *shrinks* Noooooo........
Halimeh: YOU LIE! OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!! IM TELLING ROBIN!!
[Richard is online]
Richard: Telling Robin what?
Ashley: No! No! It was a joke! A joke, I tell you! Please don't use your power to invade minds to curse me with nightmares... which is how I opened a bridge into your mind. I was not trying to- okay, I was, a little. Now, why was Robin in your dream?! No! No! Not Robin! Not Robin! Not- oohhhh... you know, I could tell him of this dream... Please tell me that wasn't a memory! You couldn't have- O_O
Richard: What is going on?!
Halimeh: This is between dream Robin and I! Dream Robin said it was our dirty little secret ;-)
Ashley: UH-UH! YOU DO NOT ESCAPE! I was there too! So it was a three-way! Er... that sounded awkward, didn't it?
Halimeh: Sorry hun, I don't kiss and tell!! :-*
Ashley: O_O You did! O_O... :$ I can get Robin to tell... I'm sure it's full detail... hehehehe
Richard: What?!
Halimeh: If he wants more, he won't. :-P
Ashley: O_O I'm going into your mind! Here I go!
Richard: TELL ME WHAT'S HAPPENING! WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ME?!!!
Halimeh: AAAHHH HELP HELP ROBBBIIINNN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Richard: I can't save you until you tell me what's going on!
Ashley: He won't save you! He's got Star! He doesn't need you! Mwahahaha! He's a playboy like Bruce! He gave up being a playboy for Star! HAHAHAHA! HE'LL NEVER SAVE YOU NOW!!
Richard: Excuse me?!
Halimeh: He wasn't saying that last night. Actually, I don't mind being played because he's freaking gorgeous
Ashley: O_O busted! Robin! How dare you?! Dream Robin: Cause I'm hot and sexy and everybody knows it.
Halimeh: Isn't that the truth!
Richard: WHAT?! I WOULD NEVER!
Ashley: Dream Robin: Hey baby! Get me a drink! Me: Never! Don't touch- awww man, I'm a sucker for a dark-haired hottie. Hali! Help me!
Richard: NO! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU TWO?!
Halimeh: No, no go have fun!
Ashley: Hali... I should hurt you.. Did you know that Star is *leans in, whispers* pregnant?!
Richard: WHAT
Halimeh: *eyes widen* no
Halimeh: Actually duh! I'm the father of said baby
Richard: Oh my freaking-
Ashley: You mean you're the mother of Robin's second baby?! Right?!
Halimeh: :-*
Richard: I can't take this...
Ashley: Please tell me you meant mother...
[Halimeh is offline]
Richard: Oh my... HOLY X'HAL!!!
Ashley: Well, duh, he's God, of course he's holy!
Richard: NO MORE! STARFIRE!!!!
[Richard is offline]
[Halimeh is online]
Halimeh: Too far?
Ashley: Yeah. Can you imagine the look on his face?
Halimeh: Yep. Can you imagine the look that's gonna be on Starfire's face?
Ashley: Yep. You wanna go for celabratory tacos?
Halimeh: .... I want Coke and pizza
Ashley: FINE
[Ashley is offline]
[Halimeh is offline]
[Richard is online]
Richard: I SHOULD- hey, where'd everybody go? *sigh*
[Richard is offline]
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