Jordan is @LoriRoche
(Jordan fell asleep and her brother got her phone. He told me that she had fallen asleep.)
I replied: Tell Jordan the phone is ringing and she'll wake up. Or her lizard escaped. Or jump up and down yelling 'FIRE!!'
(Apparently, he did it)
Lori: .................... Did you just tell Leo to jump and and down screaming fire
(I did not lie)
I said: I shall not lie. ...... Now I keep imagining him jumping up and down yelling fire.
Lori: Yeah, so do I. I thought Mikey, the idiot that he is, made pizza noodle soup and forgot to turn off the oven.
Me: Did he really do it?!
Lori: Yes he did! I got mad that there was no fire, so I mighty jave ninja kicked him.
Me: Oh no! Is he okay?
Lori: I think....Yeah he's good.
Me: Heeheeheeheeheeheehee!!! I can't. Stop. Laughing!
Lori: Ok, I'll smoke bomb over to your house and ninja kick you for telling Leo to do that.
Me: Awww maaaaaaaaaaan... RUN LEO WHILE YOU STILL CAN!
Lori: He can barely stand, I'm sure he won't be able to run.
Me: I'LL DISTRACT HER!
Lori: Then you'll be tired.
(I considered this for a moment.)
Me: True... RUN AND HIDE LEO! RUN AND HIDE! I'LL GO TO SLEEP! (as an afterthought, I added) LOL, poor guy. Okay, I have to go to sleep now so I'll be all ready for prison tomorrow.
(We call school 'prison')
Lori: Hahahahahahahahahaha! I gave the guys a death glare and they were all like, 'take us with you'
Me: LOL, I'll put them in Hali's basement for her to take care of. They serve Nutella there.
Lori: Leo's dead and you're next! Lol, night.
(She then noticed the Nutella statement)
Lori: Omg, I gotta live there night!
Me: Night! I mourn Leo!!! FAREWELL, GOOD LEONARDO, FAREWELL!!! And ask your Aunt Hali if you can live there. I am now asleep. I am sleep-texting!
(Lori noticed the large number of times we said goodnight)
Lori: We keep saying goodnight, then keep texting.
(I had to admit, she was right)
Me: Yeahhhhh... We're bad about that. Okay. Goodnight. It is ovah for today.
Lori: Bye.
Me: Haha, bye, you crazy turtles! I'm asleep!
And that was the tale of the turtles.
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