Bologna!!! (bah-lo-nee)

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[Ashley is online]

[Halimeh is online]

[Speedy is online]

Ashley: NOBODY IS HERE!!!

Halimeh: Excuse me?? So I'm nobody??

Ashley: No, Speedy is Nobody!!

Halimeh: Oh.

Speedy: HEY!!

Halimeh: You'll survive.

Ashley: Mean :) heeheehee, Speedy is Nobody!!

Speedy: YOU ARE SUCH A-

[Jake is online]

Halimeh: Uh-oh.

Jake: *growls viciously at Speedy*

Speedy: Uhhhhhhhhhhhh......... AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! *runs away*

[Speedy is offline]

[Jake is offline]

Ashley: Heeheehee

Halimeh: Don't hurt Speedy!!

Ashley: He won't...

Halimeh: Whatever.

[Catrina is online]

[Richard is online]

Catrina: Only two people??

Richard: It's way empty in here.

Ashley: I know right?!

Halimeh: Ugh, you guys are boring.

Richard: So?

Halimeh: DICK SHUT UP!!!!

Richard: -_-

Catrina: Hehehe, you set yourself up for that one, Dick

Ashley: Yep. AND HALI BE NICE!!

Halimeh: NEVER!!

Ashley: BOLOGNA!!!

Halimeh: ?????

Catrina: Oh. My. Lord. I'm leaving...

[Catrina is offline]

Richard: Ba-log-na?

Ashley: NO STUPID!! Bah-lo-nee!!

Halimeh: No, it's bah-log-na!!

Ashley: HALI!! Think of that nasty gritty meat that says 'bologna' and tastes horrible.

Richard: Ohhhhhhh... Ew.

Halimeh: NO I WANNA CALL IT BAH-LOG-NA!!

Ashley: WHATEVER!!!

Halimeh: I call it bah-log-na!!

[Richard is offline]

Ashley: Robin is smart.

Halimeh: BAH-LOG-NA, BAH-LOG-NA BAHHHHHH-LOOOOOOG-NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

Ashley: Someone save me!!

Halimeh: NOBODY SHALL RESCUE YOU!!!!!!!!!! PICKLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ashley: Oh great... I shall forever be scarred with insanity.

Halimeh: MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

[Ashley is offline]

[Halimeh is offline]

~~~~~~~~~~~ BONUS ~~~~~~~~~~~~~

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TRY TO WATCH A MOVIE WITH HALIMEH

[Ashley is online]

[Halimeh is online]

[Random Dude is online]

[Random Chic is online]

Ashley: *whispers* cool movie... It's soooo boring!

Halimeh: THIS MOVIE IS FUN!!!

Ashley: Uhh... O_O

Halimeh: SOMEBODY FIX IT!!!!!

Ashley: Ah-

Random Dude: Shut up man!!

Random Chic: Is my hair frizzy?

Halimeh: SOMEBODY FIX IT!!!!!

Ashley: Ah-

Random Dude: Shut up man!!

Random Chic: Is my hair frizzy?

Halimeh: YOU SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!

Random Dude: Hush it dudettes!!

Random Chic: Is this water fattening?

Ashley: Oh look, it is a bird in the theater.

Random Dude: Where?!

Random Chic: *gasp* Does it poop??

Halimeh: I DON'T SEE A BIRD!! I HATE THIS MOVIE!!

Ashley: *throws popcorn and Coke at Random Dude*

Random Dude: My shirt!!

Random Chic: Oh. My. Goodneeessss. Look! That weird thing on the wall keeps changing! What is it??

Halimeh: *dumps Coke on Random Chic*

[Random Dude is offline]

Random Chic: Does this outfit make me look bad?

Halimeh: It makes you look horrible.

Random Chic: I knew I should have worn my costume.

Ashley: *leaves very quickly*

Halimeh: *throws her popcorn all over Random Chic*

Random Chic: Is blood red? And what's in popcorn? Isn't it, like, made out of frozen cucumbers?

Halimeh: *runs out of theater to avoid killing very stupid chic*

Ashley: That was close.

Halimeh: Yeah. I'm going home now.

[Halimeh is offline]

Random Chic: Where's my chocolate? Did I leave it in that dark room? And where's the chickens??

[Ashley is offline]

Random Chic: *sees poster* Look! It's a paper person with weird symbols written on him!!

[Chatroom disconnected]

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