Hali is back in business! :D Vote! This book is in the Wattys, remember? Needs all the votes it can get!
[Halimeh is online]
[Ashley is online]
Halimeh: Where is Speedy?
Ashley: *sigh* GO FIND HIM!!! YOU LEFT HIM FOR A JERK! GO BACK HOME! HAPPY REUNION!!!
Halimeh: Hissssss... That butt is long gone and moved away. Speedy has to come and carry me home.
[Speedy is online]
Speedy: *comes and gets Hali* How was vacation?
Ashley: -_-
Halimeh: Terrible, I missed you.
Speedy: *sniffs* I did too! I heard you left me! We haven't even gotten married yet!
Ashley: Yeah, you gotta get married.
Halimeh: You weren't paying me enough attention! Let's get married!
Speedy: I WENT LOOKING FOR YOU EVERY DAY!!! I CALLED YOU! I LOVE YOU! And heck yeah, let's go! Did you plan it yet? I thought you said you planned it?
Halimeh: Let's go to Vegas!
Speedy: Whatever you want!
Ashley: Umm... Bad idea.
Halimeh: Yay *pecks Speedy on the lips*
Speedy: Nu-uh. *grabs, Hali, spins her around, and kisses her good*
Ashley: *inspects a very interesting wall*
Halimeh: *whispers against Speedy's lips* Let's never break up again.
Speedy: *brushes his lips against Hali's neck* I'll go die next time.
Ashley: That is the coolest wall ever. Hali, what did you do to this wall? It is awesome.
Halimeh: *turns to Ashley* It's egg-white, Ash. *back to Speedy* Let's go find a room.
Speedy: *takes Hali to their bedroom*
Ashley: Coolest egg white ever.
~six hours later~
Ashley: *asleep on the couch*
Halimeh: Ashley, wake up. Jake's probably worried about you.
Speedy: *walks after her*
Halimeh: *turns to Speedy* I told you to put a shirt on.
Speedy: *shrugs, puts a shirt on, goes to try to shake Ashley awake*
Ashley: Huh? What? Where? INTRUDER! *attacks Speedy* LEAVE ME ALONE, YOU JERK! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!!! *throws him across the room* Sorry... I wasn't awake yet...
Halimeh: *sighs* I'm thirsty. Speedy, can we go out and get something?
Speedy: *gets up groggily* Okay babe... *falls over*
Ashley: I'm gonna go see Ja-
[Jake is online]
Jake: Hey homies!
Halimeh: I'm mad at Jake.
Jake: What?
Halimeh: Humph.
Speedy: *hugs Hali* It's okay babe.
Ashley: Sooo... That escape closed... What are we gonna eat?
Jake: Whaaaaaaaaat?
Halimeh: Humph. {the next thing is a direct quote, it isn't edited} Lets go eat speedy
Jake: *sighs* What is it THIS time?
Ashley: Wait... Eat Speedy? Uhhh... No. He'll taste awful. *pokes Speedy* Yeah, it's a no. Not happening.
Halimeh: No, you idjit. Me and Speedy are gonna go eat.
Speedy: Let's go! *picks Hali up and walks out, runs into door*
Halimeh: Umm... Ow.
Ashley: Umm...
Jake: Double date?
Ashley: Okay.
Halimeh: I'M NOT SITTING NEXT TO JAAAAAAAAAKE!!!
Ashley: I'm sitting next to Hali and Jake.
Speedy: I'll sit across from Hali, by Jake, and Ashley will sit by Hali, across from Jake.
Halimeh: As long as I don't sit next to IT.
Jake: Excuse me?
Halimeh: I don't repeat myself.
Jake: I'm not an it.
Ashley: Oohhhh, catfight! But only one's a big cat...
Halimeh: Ashley, shut that thing up.
Ashley: *eye roll* He doesn't respond unlessyou call him by his name. I will call Speedy a mustache. He'll answer >:)
Halimeh: Jake's a beardo.
Ashley: Speedy... You're a mustache and a sideburn.
Halimeh: Jake is a butt.
Ashley: OMGB, you are so dead. *leaps on Speedy* OR HE IS!!!
Halimeh: If you dare, I will never forgive you.
Speedy: Aaaah.
Ashley: *drops him* I'm bored. This is boring. We always do this.
Halimeh: It's because you're a violent person.
Ashley: *eye roll* I am not. Let's have a peaceful time for once.
Speedy: *hides behind Hali*
Jake: Let's find a seat.
Halimeh: *sits on Speedy's lap* I found mine.
Ashley: Hali, we're in a restaurant. *sits across from Hali's seat*
Jake: *sits across from Ashley*
Halimeh: No. *snuggles into Speedy's lap*
Ashley: -_- Don't make me use my powers. I really don't wanna use my powers.
Halimeh: Eff off, Ashley.
Ashley: Ugh, fine.
Halimeh: Can I have some chicken
Ashley: I thought you were a vegetarian!
Halimeh: I'm a pestetarian. Which means I only eat chicken and fish. I need some protein.
Ashley: Heeheehee, pest-atarian. Sounds about like you! Heeheehee!
Halimeh: Is you callin me a pest hoee??
Ashley: O_O I was kidding... I meant that you eat pests! Like Speedy!
Halimeh: Speedy tastes good.
Ashley: Oh look! A flying car!
[Ashley is offline]
Jake: Lame Excuse Day again? I gotta buy a dog.
[Jake is offline]
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