A wife is looking in the mirror while a husband is watching TV.
Wife: I am fat, ugly and my hair is a mess I really need you to pay me a complement.
Husband: your eyes sight is PERFECT!
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HumorWhat did the cow say to the cat when they were watching a movie? Moove over! That's one of the most puny jokes I have ever heard! What, more puny than your face? (I have made up some jokes in this book but others I haven't so credit to the people wh...
