*texting
Boy: hey! You busy?
Girl: no, why?
Boy: can I plz borrow some money?
Girl: why did you say plz?
Boy: because it's shorter that please
Girl: then no. Because no is shorter than yes!
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HumorWhat did the cow say to the cat when they were watching a movie? Moove over! That's one of the most puny jokes I have ever heard! What, more puny than your face? (I have made up some jokes in this book but others I haven't so credit to the people wh...