Wife: what's 100 years with me?
Husband: a second.
Wife: what's £1000 pounds for me?
Husband: a penny.
Wife: can I have a penny?
Husband: in a second!
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HumorWhat did the cow say to the cat when they were watching a movie? Moove over! That's one of the most puny jokes I have ever heard! What, more puny than your face? (I have made up some jokes in this book but others I haven't so credit to the people wh...
