Joke 31

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You never actually hate something until you find out what it is, for example:

*eating sprouts* mummy I love these what are they!
Mum: sprouts!
Uuugghgghhhhhhhh
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*listning to Justin Beiber in assembly that the teacher put on*

Me: this is great what is it!
You: Justin beiber!
Me: *plugs fingers in ears* I must have been hypnotised!

I don't mean to offend beleibers but this actually happened to me!

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