* at a restaurant
Waiter: would you like a table?
Family: no, we have come to eat on the floor! Carpet for 5 please!
JokesForLife
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Joke Book
HumorWhat did the cow say to the cat when they were watching a movie? Moove over! That's one of the most puny jokes I have ever heard! What, more puny than your face? (I have made up some jokes in this book but others I haven't so credit to the people wh...
