Megamind POV
As I return to my layer I plop my ass down in my chair and stare at the ceiling.
"Want to order some Chinese?"Minion asks me
"NO!"
"What?"
"WE SHALL NOT SPEAK OF CHINESE FOOD!"
"Huh?"
"BITCH WE GETTING SOME MCDONALDS!"
"Why?"
"BITCHES LOVE MCDONALDS!"
"But.."
"DON'T YOU FUCK WITH ME MINION DAMMIT YOU STUPID FUCK!"
We had McDonald's
I get into my invisible car and drive off to Chipotle because I'm even more hungry. I go without Minion. He's been so clingy lately. I think he likes me. But that bitch aint my type.
I get out my old 2009 flipphone and text Issa to get his ass to Chipotle
To: Issa
Get your ass over to Chipotle before I spike you Lol :) (bitches love smile faces)
From: Issa
Dafuq does spike?
To: Megamind
It means that you need to get off your flat ass and get to fucking Chipotle BITTTTVCCCCHHHHH!!!!!
I wait at Chipotle for Issa. Don't know why in hell I invited him.
Issa walks in with Dinosaur here.
"Wait-hold up!"I scream.
"What?"
"YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT YOU BROUGHT FUCKING MR.T-REX HERE?!?!?!?!"
"Bitch I needed some Chicken!"Larry Sasses me.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU GIANT DINOSAUR!"
"Seriously, what the fuck is up with ya?"Issa asks.
"IM EMOTIONAL!"
"Why?"Larry asks
"I WASN'T TALKING TO YA BASTARD!"
"How bout we go over to Gucci and get some shit?"
"FUCK NO!"
"And why dafuq we can't go to Gucci?"
"WE'RE GOING TO CLAIRS!"
"Oh hell naw!"
"HELL YAS BITCH OFF WE GO!"
"Ya serious?"
"CLAAAAAIIIIRRRRRSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!÷!!÷"
We got to Clairs
I go through the emounts of fabulous handbags and shit
"You know this store is for fucking 12 year old prissy bitches right?"Larry asks
"DOES IT LOOK LIKE I GIVE A DAMN?!?!?!"
I finally get my shit. I head up to the front counter.
The lady scanes my stuff and tells me,"54$."
I put down money and watch as she counts it.
"This is not enough."
"BITCH I AM MEGAMIND I WILL GET MY SHIT RIGHT NOW, GODDAMN IT I WANT MY ONE DIRECTION PENCIL CASE NOOOOWW!!!!!"
I get my 1D pencil case and everything else I got.
I hop in my car and turn on Drag Me Down.
I love me
Well I hope you liked this peice of shit. Apperently Megamind is a psychopath 1D fan with sensitive Emotions. I'm sorry.
