Before you read this I'm gonna give credit to the people who created Wreck it Ralph & Megamind Step Brothers parodys for giving me the idea. Look up wreck it Ralph and megamind stepbrothers on YouTube if you want to see what they did.
(Regular font is Gru. Bold letters in Megamind (like always))
Bedtime Scene
*both whispering*
Gru:I just wanted you to know....that I hate you. And so does my dad!
Megamind: Well that's fine. Cause guess what? I hate you too! And this house...SUCKS ASSSSS!
Gru: Well, the only reason you're here is because me and my dad decided that your mom is really hot, and maybe we should both just bang her. And we'll put up with the retard later.
Megamind: Who's the retard?
Gru: *points* YOU!
Megamind: *not whispering* Uh, ya don't say dat!
Gru: Shut up! You'll wake up my dad and get me grounded!
Megamind: *still not whispering* Shut up!
Gru: You and your mom are hilbillys. This is a house of learned doctors.
Megamind: *back to whispering* You're not a doctor. You're a big fat curly headed FUCK!
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Drum Set Scene
Gru: Hey, man, did you touch my drumset?
Megamind: ....No
Gru: Uh, it's just weird cause, it just seems like someone definatly touched my drumset.
Megamind: Yea, that's weird. Cause I didn't touch 'em
Gru: HEY! DID YOU TOUCH MY DRUMSET!
Megamind: Hey! Knock it off!
Gru: I know you touched my drum STICK! Cause the left one, has a chip in it!
Megamind: ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY MAN!? YOU SOUND INSANE! DO YOU REALIZE THAT?! YOU SHOULD BE MEDICATED!
Gru: Fuck you, Megamind! I know you touched my drumset! And I want to hear that dirty little mouth admit it!
Megamind: Get out of my face! OR I'M GONNA ROUND HOUSE YOUR ASS!
Gru: YOU SWEAR ON YOUR MOM'S LIFE THAT YOU DIDN'T TOUCH IT THEN?!
Megamind: I DON'T HAVE TO SWEAR TO SHIT!
Gru: THAT'S CAUSE YOU FUCKING TOUCHED MY DRUMSET! CAUSE I KNOW COPS DOESN'T START TILL 4:00!!
Megamind: *leaves the room*
Gru: Where are you going?!
Megamind: I'm going upstairs....cause I'm gonna put my NUTSACK ON YOUR DRUMSET!!! OKAY?!?!?!?!
Gru: If you do that- I'm warning you, right niw! If you touch my drums, I will stab you, in the neck, with a knife!"
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