"FUUUUCK!!!" I shout
"What now?"Issa sighs.
"ISSA WE GOT TO FUCK UP SOMEBODY!!"
"Sounds like a plan. But who?"
"WE MUST FUCK UP BOB!"
"Who the hell is Bob?"
"THAT BLUE DEVIL, THE ONE WITH THE EYE!"
"You're basically being racist to your own color, you do realize that?"
"AND DOES IT LOOK LIKE A GIVE A FLYING FUCK!?"
We then grab some ray guns and shit and we then head downtown to wreck this bitch.
"BILLY BOB GET THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR LITTLE HYBERNATION WHOLE AND SETTLE THINGS LIKE A MAN!!"
He slowly makes his way out. Ugh. His slimy blue complexion and big red eye just disguises me.
*this is Bob from Monsters Vs Aliens*
"What did I even do to you?"
"YOU FUCKING STOLE MY CD!"
"What cd?"
"MY MARINA CD! YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I ADORE THAT SEXY BITCH! AND YOU TOOK HER WAY FROM ME!"
"I told you I'd returned it!"
"WELL YOU STILL HAVENT. YOU KNOW WHAT LET'S SETTLE THIS LIKE REAL BLUE MEN!"
"The fuck?"Issa laughs.
"BITCH DON'T LAUGH AT ME!"
He shuts up
Perfect
Me, Bob, and partially Issa fight to the death. My smart ass self, used the mathematical fabulousity of SCIENCE and projected the bullet off the building wall and hit him.
"YYEEEAAAAA!!!"
He exploded all over the place. How extrodenary.
"MEGAMIND WINS BIOTCH!!'
