YOU HELLFACE CUNT!"I screamed at Roxanne.
"What now?!"
"BITCH, DON'T PRETEND YOU DON'T KNOW!"
"What?"
"BITCH I SAW YOU LAST NIGHT AT THE BAR GETTING FUCKING DRUNK SUCKING COCK!"
"And...."
"Y-Y-YOU CANT DO THAT!"
"WHY NOT!?"
"ME! ONLY ME! YOU CAN ONLY SUCK MY DICK!"
"Says the guy who gets mad at Steve for sleeping with Shrek!"
"THAT'S BECAUSE I GET ALLLLLLLL THE BAES! FEMALE, MALE, ETC, I GET EVERYONE BITCH!
"Multirelationships are illegal, you do know that right?"
"BITCH PLEASE! DOES IT LOOK LIKE I CARE?!"
I then left her behind. She was always a prissy bitch anyhow.
I arrived to the capital where I met up with Lydia and Issa.
"MY FUCKING LIFE IS OVER!"
"What the hell is up with him?" Lydia asks Issa.
"Apperently he's an emotional wreck who yells at people for not getting a 1D pencil case. Ya know what that sounds like me, I'll be quite now."
"EVERYONE'S LEFT ME TO ROT IN A SHIT HOLE OF FIRE!"
Suddenly Shane and Kat randomly show up out of nowhere.
"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU SCANKS WANT?!"
"BITCH WE CAME HERE TO DO YOU A MOTHERFUCKING FAVOUR!"Shane yells.
"WHAT THE FUCK MAY THAT BE?!"
Kat throws me a banana and smiles.
"Happy now?"
"Happy now...."I try not to rage.
"YEA BANANAS MAKE EVERYTHING BETTER!"
"Happy now....."
"Of course!"
"BITCH YOU THINK I'M FUCKING HAPPY?!"
"Well..uh..banana?"
"FUCKING BANANAS? BITCH YOU KNOW I LIKE BLUEBERRIES! I'M FUCKING BLUE! ARE YOU A FUCKING IDIOT!?!"
"BANANASSSSS!"
"SUCK MY GIANT BLUE COCK!"
Kat: Uhhhh, no thanks!
"THEN YOU AND YOUR BITCH DAWSON HERE CAN FUCK OFFFFFFF!!!!!!!"
We decided to go to the theater and watch a scary movie. It comes to a part with an intense jumpscare that scares the living shit outta me.
"A FOR FUCK SAKES DA HELL IS THIS ABOUT?!?!?!"
Then a barrel of Minions come bursting inside the theater.
"BACK YOU UGLY ASS SAVAGE FUCK OFF YOU DICK!"
They start speaking in this nonsense language.
"DO NOT FUCKING MAKE ME CUT YOU BITCH!"
They speak again.
"FUCK YALL BITCHESSSSSSS!!!!!"
I pull out my gun that makes things instantly explode and burst them open one by one.
"YOU DED, YOUZ DED, YALL BITCHES FUCKING DEAD!"
They all died.
Hell yea
