I decide to settle this shit once and for all. I get into my flying little car thing and take off. I pick up some bitches on the way. I decide to take Issa, Lydia, Kat, and Shane with me because why the hell not?
"Wheres the fish?"Shane asks.
"Ugh! Fuck him! He's been being such a prude lately!"
"Banana?"Kat offers me
"BITCH WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT BANANAS?!?!?!?!?!?!"
"Dick..."
"GURL DON'T PLAY WITH MY EMOTIONS!"
I drive my little mobile thing to a place where I could get my revange (remember that part of the movie where he mispronounced that word well pretend that he's doing that right now)
We arrive inside a hell stock full of Moss and trees. There are misterious stumps on the ground. It's nothing like I've never seen before. I lived in Meterocity (he pronounces that wrong to so remember) my whole life, I've never witnessed such a place.
We finally approach my destination. We arrive in front of a big house that I can't tell what the fuck was made out of. Then I see someone fimiliar in front of the door.
Jackass.....
"What yall doing here? Get the fuck out!"Donkey yells at me.
"YOU FUCKING GODDAMN JACKASS! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SHOULD BACK THE FUCK UP! I'LL ROAST YOU UP BITCH!"
"Why the hell are ya here anyhow?"
"I'M HERE FOR REVANGE ON YOUR FATASS DICK OGRE SHREK!"
"Wanna roast his ass together!?"
"Why the hell must you?"
"THAT MUTHAFUCKA RAPED ME!"
"LET'S SMASH HIM DOWN UNTIL HE BURNS IN HELL!!!!"
We all went inside this fucked up lil house of his. I got out my gun and hid in this place he calls a muthafuckin kitchen. I see Donkey with a knife in his mouth.
Everybody else just stands outside like pussys, probably getting stoned or some shit I don't fucking know.
I hear loud footsteps. I wait for this giant green bitch to approach me. I then jump out and aim.
"YOU SAVAGE! YOU FUCKING WHORE SHOULD BURN IN HELL! YOU TWOFACED ASSHOLE SON OF A BITCH!"
"GET OUTTA MAY SWAMP!!"
"HELL NAW! GET OUT OF MY MANS DAMN ASS!!"
"Stevvvvvveeee!"
Metero- I mean Steve comes around the corner and screams at me,"FUCK MEGAMIND GODDAMMIT YOU BASTARD GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!"
"BITCH I'LL NEVA LEAVE!"
"WE'RE THROUGH HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY THAT YOU OVERLY ATTACHED BLUE LIGHTBULB!"
"YOU PRICK DID NOT JUST CALL ME A LIGHTBULB!"
"OUT!"
"YA KNOW WHAT? YOUUU KNOWWW WHAAAAAA?! FUCK YALL! BITCH I HAVE FEELINGS!"
Then as my attention has completely left Shrek here, I see him come out with a muthafuckin RIFLE!!
"GET OUTTA MAY SWAMP!!!!!!!!!!!
He starts shooting his gun. I amediantly rush out and get back on my whatever the fuck I named it car. We all then fly off and leave the two to rot in that shit smelling swamp.
"FUCKING JACKASS DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!"
"WELL WHILE YOU TURN WHERE FUCKING BICKERING I MADE IT OUT AND SURVIVED!"
"BITCH AM I DEAD?!"
FUCK ALL THESE BITCHESSSSSS!!!
