Boats N Hoes

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Inspired by Step Brothers

Megamind and Wreck-It-Ralph walk up on stage of the local company creation place to present their planned theme song for their company called,"I'm On A Boat."

Song:

Boats and Hoes, Boats and Hoes, Gotta Have Me More Boats and Hoes 2×

Megamind: The Nina, The Pinta, the Santa Maria. I'll do you in the bottom while you're drinking Sangria.

Ralph: Nachos, lemonheads, my dad's boat. You won't go down cause my dick can float!

Megamind: We sail around the world and go port to port. Everytime I cum I produce a court!

Ralph: Put on Your life vest let's drop anchor. There's nice lady hoe I'd like to swank her!

Chorus: (Megs and Ralph)
Boats and Hoes Boats and Hoes, Gotta Have Me More Boats and Hoes, Boats and Hoes, Boats and Hoes, Gotta Have Me More Boats and Hoes.

Megamind: Deadliest catch, without the crabs. We're almost our of gas, call the ARABS!

Ralph: I'm a pussy pirate mh name is Jack Sparrow. Pull down my pants so you can see my flesh arrow!

Megamind: Make sure to wax, use your mom's Nair. You'll be amazed when I cum in your HAIR!

Ralph: Pull up the anchor cause we're leaving dry land. Get below deck with a dick in your hand.
Anchors away and shiver me timbers, we like to fuck ladies with our 8 inch limbers!

Megamind: Love me hookers, who'd be a curvery, aint lemons and limes so contracted the scurvy!

Ralph: Drop that anchor, give that hoe a shout!

Megamind: Cause I'm using my compass to find a nappy dugout!

Chorus

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⏰ Last updated: Nov 22, 2015 ⏰

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