Issa's been fucking missing! He hand been anywhere to be seen in 2 days. WHO THE FUCK IS UP TO THIS SHIT?!
"Where do you think he could be?"Lydia asks.
"HOW WOULD I FUCKING KNOW?!"
"Well let's look for him shall we?"
"WE FUCKING SHALL!"
We both hopped on my levitating motorcycle and flew above the city.
"Where should we look?"
"HOLD UP I REMEMBERED THAT I HAVE A TRACKING DEVICE ON HIM!"
"Why?"
"BITCH I STALK ALL YALL! ON TWITTER AND REAL LIFE!"
I checked my tracking device and saw that he was on Metro tower. I flew there with Lydia.
We finally arrived. We went to the top and saw that Issa had been kidnapped by HALLLLL
"THE FUCK YOU DOING WITH HIM YOU INTALECTUAL SQUIRREL YOU FUCK!"
"I-i-love issa!"
"BITCH HE'S MINE YOU LET GO OF HIM YOU SICK BASTARD!"
"Please don't go I'm such a big fan! I own all the merch and have watched every single one of your videos!" Hal cries at Issa.
"You guys arnt fans, you're friends. And bitch...you ain't no fucking friend!"
"NOOOO PLEASE I LOVE YOU TWAIMMZZ!"
"What?"
"Twaimz."
"WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL HIM!?"
"twaimz....
"YOU CALL HIM FUCKING TWAIMZ?! YOU SON OF A BITCH HIS NAME IS ISSA! WHEN HIS MOTHER RELEASED HIM OUTTA HER PUSSY SHE NAMED HIM....ISSSSSAAA!"
I then shoved Hal off of the tower. We all watched as he fell to his brutal death. He deserved it.
Noone calls my bitch "twaimz"
NO ONE!
