Crush: Who do you like
Me: My taste in music is your face
Me: Is anyone thirsty?
Weird old man: For you
Me: WATERRRRR
Me: *Is listening to The Judge*
Person: Who's your inspiration?
Me: JOSH DUN
(To those of you who got that give me a high five)
Person: There's a spider
Me: I SCREAM YOU SCREAM WE ALL SCREAM CUZ WE'RE TERRIFIED
Person: What's that around your neck, is it a rope?
Me: It's a noose around my mind, loose enough to breathe fine
Person: I think you need help
Therapist: So tell me what's wrong
Me: Canyousavemyheavydirtysoul
Mom: So what are you and your friends going to be for Halloween?
Me: Zombies walking around with a limp and a hunch
Judge: State your case
Me: YOURE THE JUDGE OH NO SET ME FREEEE
Satan: You know hells hella hot right
Me: HELLS HOT FOR GOOD REASON (It's because I'm there)
Mom: So what do you want for dinner
Me: *Plays TB Saga*
I'm sorry you all had to witness this, these were my thoughts at 2am on Sunday night. Stay tuned for more...(I'm not sure what to call this)
