*********WARNING*********
THIS POST CONTAINS A SPOILER FOR CAPTURED HEARTS. IF YOU ARE CURRENTLY READING OR PLAN TO READ CAPTURED HEARTS, STOP READING THIS POST IMMEDIATELY.
Emma: *walking into the living room* so for some reason I can't update my status on Facebook! Can someone go on my page and see if I still exist?
Jenna: Emma, we have a guest.
*Emma looks up from her phone, and spots Houssam sitting on the couch in between Jafar and Hudayfah.*
Emma: Who are you?
*Houssam stands up, giving a slight bow*
Houssam: I'm Houssam Shaykh.
Emma: *eyeing him wearily* Prove it.
Houssam: Uh, how do you want me to prove it?
Emma: *shrugging* if you were the real Housasm Shaykh, you would know how to prove it was you.
Houssam: Um, would you like to see ID?
Jafar: No Houssam that won't be necessary. My wife is joking! She does that sometimes! *He sends Emma a sharp glance, but she glares at him.*
Emma: I am NOT joking! THIS MAN IS AN IMPOSTOR!
Jafar/Jenna/Hudayfah: Emma!
Houssam: *holding up a hand* no its fine. Here. *he reaches into his pocket, and pulls out his wallet, handing her his license. She takes it from him, scrutinizing it closely, before handing it back to him.*
Emma: It's a fake.
Jafar: Emma!
Houssam: Wait, I know how to prove it's me! *he starts dribbling a pretend ball, before spinning around, and making a 'shot'.*
Emma: *not impressed* you missed.
Houssam: I did not! It went right in the basket!
Emma: Are you KIDDING!? It went wild! Yahya could have made a better shot!
Jenna/Jafar/Hudayfah: Emma!
Houssam: You know what?! I don't need this abuse! How do I know that you are really Jafar's wife?!
Emma: Hey! I am so his wife!
Houssam: Prove it! It seems pretty fishy if you ask me!
*Emma stares in disbelief at the others who are trying to contain their laughter.*
Emma: I don't need to prove anything to some Micheal Jordan wannabe giant who has a lousy jump shot! *she stalks angrily out of the room before coming back two seconds later, a paper and pen in her hand* And if you would just sign this paper for me, then I will be out of your way!
*Houssam takes the paper from her, quickly signs it, and hands it back. Emma goes into the hallway, before she calls Jafar's name, and he stands up, going after her.*
Jafar: Yes?
Emma: I GOT HOUSSAM SHAYKH'S AUTOGRAPH!
THE END.
At that my friends, is what would happen if Emma met Houssam. :)
YOU ARE READING
Skript! #wattys2018
HumorSometimes it isn't possible to include every single idea I have in my books. Sometimes I have to cut out hilarious or awesome scenes because they don't really fit, or they are too slow for the pace of the book. So, Skript will include random moments...
