Reader X Random People

Shrek x Reader - Who's Behind the Curtain?

I am proud of myself.
- Big Bro
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You stepped into the bathroom, steam fogging up all the glass inside. You slipped off your skimpy pink crop top and matching pink mini-skirt, revealing nothing underneath. You grabbed your bottle of onion-scented lube from the medicine cabinet. You tested the temperature. Scalding, just how you liked it. You stepped in and let the hot water wet your skin. Suddenly, the door slowly creeped open. A foul smell flooded the room. A big, bulging figure walked through the door. The shower curtain was blocking your view, so you couldn't see who it was. They began to take their clothes off. They opened the curtain, and it turned out to be...
   "Shrek!" You squealed as he stepped in the shower with you.
   "Who else?" He said in that sexy accent, the smell of his rotten breath invading your senses. Shrek took your delicate hands and slammed them on the wall beside you.
   "I've been waiting for you," he said, raking his eyes down your body. You squirmed under his intense gaze. You noticed his long, hard dick, about 10 inches in length. You moaned as Shrek started sucking the skin right underneath your ears.
   "The lube... Is right... Next to me..." You panted.
   "Onion scented; just how I like it," Skrek breathed out again. Your skin tingled where the breath had reached. He opened the bottle and spread the lube out on his fingers, ready to prepare you. He stuck his meaty fingers up your vaginal hole and started finger-fucking you. You panted and moaned some more.
"Shrek!" You squeaked as he hit your G-spot. He slowly took his fingers out and placed his giant shaft right at your opening. He was about to enter your va-jay-jay. The shower drain opened up. Suddenly, Shrek started melting and was washed down the drain. It was fine though, because you knew Shrek liked the ocean very much. You waited to be sent down the drain to be with your one true love. It was destiny. The drain opened up again and down you went. You and Shrek lived a happily ever after as blobs of trash floating around in the ocean.