Donald Trump x Reader

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"Hey baby" I heard the man's voice and immediately realized who had sat next to me in the bar. His perfect Jersey Shore tan, his orange toupee, his large frame- it was the Trump.

"O-oh sir! I didn't know you came to (town name)!" I stuttered, my panties already wet.

"Well honey I'm everywhere nowadays, even in prostates." He winked. I looked at him incredulously.

"Don't you hate gay people though?"

"Yea I burn them after." He nods, grinning before slipping a hand up my thigh- my  tight short black dress beginning to ride up to my crotch. The bartender looked mildly disgusted and done but we didn't care. I took a sip of my lemon lime margarita tequila mix before taking him down WWE style to the floor, where I ripped off his pants viciously and began to bite his tight fitting boxers, his 1 inch dong beginning to erect. People screamed and rushed out as other stood watching with open eyes. The Trump screamed with pleasure as I stuck his entire hand up my ass.

"If there was a wall between us, I'd use my wreaking balls to destroy it!" The Trash- I mean Trump roared as he fisted his entire hand up my body till it came out my mouth, choking me. I started crying as I died. "YOU PEOPLE KNOW A LOT ABOUT TRUCKS."

"But, why Mr.Trump?! Why?!" The Trump slowly lit a cigarette and walked away slowly.

"I can sniff out a Mexican from miles away. And honey, your taco filled days are up."

I then died.

The end.

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