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Oscar x Reader- Time to get dirty(SPECIAL GUEST)

You were watching Seasame Street, waiting for your favorite character to come on, so you can mastrubate to his grumpy voice. You kept waiting until...

"Hello, (y/n), want to go down to Seasame Street with me?" You turned around, barely able to contain your excitement. You looked up at the frowning, green face of Oscar.

"Oscar!" You gasped as he groped your ass. You moaned when he squeezed them. You've been waiting for ages!

"Hey baby... It's time to get dirty. Not like trash dirty... But a different kind of dirty." He gave you a seductive wink. One hand traveled up to lead you to the couch. Or grope your boobs. You moaned when he took off your shirt. You clutched at his fur when he removed it fully, revealing a lacy pink bra.

"Oh Oscar!" You arched your back in pleasure as Oscar reached for your mini-skirt. He began to slowly lift it up, reavealing-

"Honey I'm hooome!!" Oh no! You had forgetten that Ryder(Paw Patrol) was your husband! Oscar flopped off the couch, sliding underneath it. You internally screamed, wishing for Ryder to die. Suddenly, as if by magic, you heard a choking noise emit from the direction of the door. You peeked over the couch, seeing Ryder dead on the floor. You sighed, and smiled at Oscar, who had gotten out from underneath the couch.

"Ready to become one with the trash?" asked Oscar.

You were confused, but you nodded anyway because you are a fucking weeb with absolutely no common sense at all. Clearly, you didn't go to school, perhaps you skipped every single day of your life. Honestly, who knows, and who gives a single shit?

Suddenly, Oscar began to shit out garbage, and you began to choke because it smelled disgusting.

You ended up dying a few minutes later due to being choked by the trash shit.