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I REGRET NOTHING - Kalejoy

Oh my god. There he is. Your heart beats faster and your breathing accelerates. It's him. He comes closer. It's...

JOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHNNNNNN CEEEEEEENNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAA!!!!

You don't believe it. His theme music starts blasting out of random speakers that you can't see, that you didn't know were even there, that probably aren't there. You are confused. John strides confidently towards you.
"Hey baby," he says in that sexy, deep voice of his.
"J-John," you say, surprised. He reaches down towards your area. "John we are in public!" You hiss.
"Oh, I don't care. I'll fuck you right here, in front of the whole world."
"Oh, John," you moan out between clenched teeth. He rips off your panties, shoving a thick finger into your vagina. You can't hold back your moan of pleasure.
"You like that, (y/n)? You want more?"
"John, please," you breath. He shoves another finger in, stretching you, but taking his sweet time. Suddenly, he pulls his fingers out, and you gasp. You begin to ask why he did that, but then you see what he's doing. He takes off his pants, then underwear, and whips it out. A speaker goes off in your ear.
"And it's name is JOOOOOHHNNN CEEENNAAA!!!!"
You squeak, what the fuck? Where did that speaker come from? Why does he even have one for his dick?
Little John Cena's theme music is playing and then suddenly, the police are there.
"Sir, you are under arrest for public nudity!" They run over to John. He tackles one and starts wrestling with the police officer. One of the others brings out his little bat and starts hitting John with it as he wrestles with the police officer. You slowly back away as the police continue to try to subdue the professional wrestler.
"Oh God," you whisper in a tiny voice as you see thousands of police officers flood from the buildings, parachuting down from the sky, shooting out of car windows, and backflipping off of helicopters you didn't even know were there. You turn and flee for your life. You run and run until you don't know where you are and you can no longer hear the John Cena theme song. You are finally safe, from Shia LaBoeuf.

(The ending isn't supposed to make sense I'm sorry it's freaking three am)