Reader X Random People

Reader X Moby

You were watching Brain POP, your favorite educational website. You always looked at the dashing orange robot, Moby. For some reason, you knew that whatever Moby was really saying, it was too innapropriate for the students. That's why Tim always blushed a tiny bit, and you knew that Tim wasn't repeating what Moby actually said. The video that you were looking at was the metric unit video. You've seen it millions of times, because you love it so much!

As you were staring at Moby, you wished he was here with you right now. But, he's fake, and you wish he wasn't. Oh well, a girl can dream!

You climbed into bed, because sleep was calling you to be sacrificed to your lord and savior, Moby. You let sleep take you to the world where Moby was your boyfriend, and you guys were destined to get hitched.

'Moby's Hitched Bitch.' you thought, 'I should get that on a mug!'

"Beebop!" exclaimed Moby as you entered your miniscule tree house that was going to fall off the tree one day.

"Nice to see you too, Moby! And yes, I did buy the Trojan condoms at Tim Mart. They were on sale for $0.50 a box!" you excitedly said, as you winked happily.

You and Moby spent the day working. When it was finally 7 pm, you and Moby started to make some robot love.

As Moby pushed you against the wall, he kissed you hard. Suddenly, the entire tree house fell down from the impact.

Your's and Moby's bodies were found several days later, naked and both of your lips attached to each other's lips. Both of you died from the great fall, but you both get it on in Hell!