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Squidward X Reader: Tentacle Love

((Sorry? Maybe?? -Kalejoy))

"Squidward, please, I just want you inside me," you moan as Squidward's tentacles brush across your clitoris. His deep, nasally voice quivers with lust.
"Ohh, but (y/n), wouldn't it be wrong?"
"That's what makes it better," you whisper seductively, leaning in to kiss him dirtily. He gives in, the tip of a tentacle just penetrating you slightly. You moan.
"Farther, Squidward, farther!" You grasp his big, squishy, blue nose and squeeze, barely control yourself, desperate to feel his tentacles inside you.
"(Y/n), can't I have a little fun first?" He pushes in a little further. You grab his bald head, bringing his face close to yours.
"I can't wait, Squidward, please," you gasp. He doesn't say anything, just kisses you hungrily, tongue entering your mouth, and then his tentacles are there, pushing all the way in, sending shivers of pleasure up your spine. Through the kiss, you mumble,
"Oh, yes Squidward, yes, yes!"
He begins to thrust into you with full force, making you groan with pleasure. He goes farther than you thought even possible, much past your G-spot, and you're about to climax when... pain. Suddenly, there is so much more pain than you thought possible. His tentacle is grasping the inside of your uterus. How did he get there? Squidward wrenches his arm out, and blood shoots out of your body after his arm. There is something soft, squishy, and pink in his tentacle. It's bloody. It's your uterus. The pain registers in full force. You feel sick. There is blood pouring out of your now-stretched vagina. He turns and walks away, eating your uterus. Just as you black out, you hear him say over his shoulder,
"Thanks so much, (y/n), I didn't think I'd find a willing meal tonight."