Reader X Random People

The End - A Dennor Fanfiction

Happy Valentine's Day! Enjoy this absolute shit post - Spacey

There was once a boy named Lukas, and another named Mathias. They never knew each other until they met at a coffee shop, because you know it's cliche and all. From there they become friends. Real fast I guess, but you know this is fanfiction, not a fucking novel that deserves the nobel peace prize.

A week after they met, Mathias invited Lukas over to his place. They played some video games, watched some Netflix, ate food, and shit. Whatever people do: Netflix and chill.

It was all innocent and all until Mathias's clothes fucking flew off his body, baring his hardened hooh-hooh stick. The smol Lukas blushed, his face glowing red. Mathias did not seem embarrassed to his clothes just vanishing, he stood there proud, like Papyrus, you know from undertale, that guy. Fucking awkward that must of been. But it wasn't, because Lukas's clothes vanished too, literally, the opacity faded, and like that, they were gone. He too sported a hard fuck stick.

There bodies were like the north and south of a magnet, basically they pulled together spontaneously. Dicks meeting, how amazing. Suddenly, skin was slapping, moans filled the room, sweat dripping, screams, gun shots, JESUS WHAT'S GOING ON.  SCISSORING OVER AND OVER AGAIN, floating due to some magical force, maybe God because these were two beautiful men, made for each other, yes, God yes! God had spoken, for Dennor was only meant to be cannon or else it was nothing to the world.

However as they scissored, their dongs were never able to enter. So humanity was safe— but wait! It was too late! The dong was in! THERE WAS NO TURN BACK Now FOR IT WAS THE END TIMES.

THEIR LOVE, THEIR SEX WAS TO0 PURE, TOO HOLy, GOD IT WOKE UP THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD.

Children screaming, crying, gun shots, suicide, sirens, police. EVERYTHING. Dogs barking, birds migrating, bears going into hibernation, cats yowling, hissing, cicadas emerging. locus swarming, people dying, fire burning, volcanos erupting. IT WAS THE END.

Mathias and Lukas were both unable to move, for a blue magic, or whatever it was, began to glow around the both of them. Brighter and brighter it glowed, until everything was white, and everything was consumed by the white light and white noise.

By then everything was gone, people, homes, towns, cities, counties, states, countries, continents, the plant, the solar system, the milky way, other galaxies, then the universe. Everything was gone. No God, no life. Everything had been destroyed, and now nothing existed. ALL THANKS TO MATHIAS AND LUKAS PUTtING THEIR BODIES TOGETHER. FUCK.